Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students.
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!
(Source: filmsfoodandphotos)
Just In Case There’s Been a Tragic Accident and you wanted to see the Glee finale but haven’t yet
there may be spoilers here.
like, my body could feel that I was going to cry eventually, but my brain didn’t understand why it would. the episode wasn’t TERRIBLY emotional.
Then, here come the last 5 minutes of the episode and Glee pulls some SVU plot-changing shit on us.
They’re just….done. All of the Finchel shipping gone to waste.
I’ve been in Rachel’s shoes too. Kinda. The breakup wasn’t out of love.
But if he hadn’t dumped me, I wouldn’t have gone to LIU. I would’ve never OPENED FOR FUCKIN LUDACRIS and my self-esteem would still be in the shitter.
So yeah, tears.
BUT things that still made me mad.
1) We’re just gonna…leave Kurt in the dust like that? What. The. Actual. Fuck.
2) Did everybody REALLY have to gather at the train station? It really just added to “This is the Rachel Berry show. Say goodbye to your show and Rachel Berry.”
whatever. i’m still gonna give this next season a try. Kevin McHale. Darren Criss. Damien McGinty.
Honestly
I don’t know if I can bring myself to watch the Glee finale.
I just…I was there with the show from “Don’t Stop Believin’”. I used to get so mad when work would schedule me on Tuesdays, and I would miss Glee.
I loved it, I hated it, the writers pissed me off.
But like, I don’t think I can handle it being over.
Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.
This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.
TAMPOCALYPSE
(Source: adventuresofbetahugh)
Can I Just Say
I was reading through my friend’s yearbook from my senior year. Like, everything I said in there is still true. We still talk about how often we poop.
I just love my best friend. That is all.
Sad Single Girl Things
My friends and I take out our judgmental rage on The Bachelorette. Here’s some of the magnificent OTPs we’ve come up with:
- Chremily (Emily and the host, Chris)
- Wine/Emily
- Kalon/Kalon
- Alejandro/drugs (but COME ON, a mushroom farmer from San Francisco? )
- Travis/egg
- Sean/Wendy (Emily’s creeper friend)
- Ari/the sea (we call him Ariel, in Sebastian’s accent…because we’re really cool)
- Emily/apathy (really though, emotions don’t seem to be her thing)
- Jef/obscurity (seriously. SUCH a hipster.)
And finally,
- Me/Nate (he’s said like, 5 words all season and I just want him to be mine)
#Don’t give me that look #You just made me ruin yet another pair of pants you bastard #I should be the one looking at you like that #Do you know how much a pair of good slacks costs nowadays #But you don’t care do you #No #Because you’re a life-ruiner #You ruin people’s lives #And pants
i’m having really dirty thoughts about this gif.
like he’s coming up from finishing me down south and BOY does he have more in store for me
(Source: girl-with-one-eyee)
Via Part-Time Hedgehog, Full-Time Tissue Box.
